Just Bare Bones
Following Bush's fourth re-election as President it has become clear that with America involved in so many wars across the globe something needs to be done. That is why a group of scientists try to come up with a way to reanimate soldiers who have died on the battlefield but of course zombified soldiers is not good and a group of hero marines are called in to save the days. Sadly that fails and an infected marine ends up going in to a strip club where he infects a stripper, Kat (Jenna Jameson). For club owner Ian Essko losing his best stripper is not an option and so tries to find a way to keep on his zombie stripper.
Even watching "Zombie Strippers" in the full knowledge of what it is, and come on with a title like that who could watch expecting anything other than bad, it is still a bad movie. It tries for satire as it mocks the Bush administration, it tries for tongue in cheek comedy action, it tries for, of course, sexy with plenty of topless women and so on. The thing is that rarely does it get it right and rather than being an enjoyable bad movie. Of course all that "Zombie Strippers" is really an excuse for plenty of nudity and some comedy gore which technically it delivers. The trouble is that it never really gets entertaining or simply enjoyable.
What this all boils down to is that maybe those who are technically too young to be watching "Zombie Strippers" and those old enough but still keep nudey movies under their bed may get some sort of kick out of this. But even watching "Zombie Strippers" with the knowledge that it is an intentionally bad movie doesn't make it any better or any less disappointing.
