Tag: Shark Movies

2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

88 mins     Action , Horror, Sci-Fi      

I want to thank the people of "The Asylum" who are behind "2-Headed Shark Attack" and many after equally badly named movies because as someone who watches a lot of movies once in a while I just want something unapologetically...

3 Headed Shark Attack (2015)

89 mins     Action , Horror, Sci-Fi      

3 Headed Shark Attack - a mutant 3 headed shark attacks a small group of people from a research facility...

Atomic Shark (2016)

90 mins     Horror, Sci-Fi, TV Movie      

Movie Review - Atomic Shark (2016) (aka: Saltwater) a group of lifeguards find themselves with a radioactive shark in their waters which is not only aggressive but is causing things which come near it to combust...

Bait (2012)

93 mins     Action , Horror      

"Bait" is a movie of pure joy because you can love it on different levels; from loving the interesting idea of a group of people stuck in a flooded supermarket to loving the bad which is the forced use of CGI to give us the t...

Deep Blue Sea (1999)

101 mins     Action , Disaster, Drama, Thriller      

WSomeone once said to me that "Deep Blue Sea" was the new "Jaws", at which point I told them not to be so stupid and sent them packing. Yes, the two movie may have the common element that they both use sharks to instigate fea...

Empire of the Sharks (2017)

86 mins     Action , Horror, Sci-Fi, TV Movie      

Movie Review - Empire of the Sharks (2017) a group of rebels join forces to take down a warlord who rules a flooded planet with the aid of sharks...

Ice Sharks (2016)

85 mins     Action , Adventure , Horror, TV Movie      

Just when you thought The Asylum, that production company known for bad sci-fi movies, couldn't squeeze any more blood out of the shark theme they deliver the entirely ridiculous "Ice Sharks". There isn't much I can say about...

Jaws (1975)

124 mins     Action , Thriller      

Forget about the animatronic shark for a moment and the less than spectacular sequels one of the most amazing things about "Jaws" is that it is a PG. This is a movie which as a child I watched and to put it bluntly scared the...

Jaws 2 (1978)

116 mins     Action , Adventure , Thriller      

"Jaws" was such a great and popular movie that whilst it may have sounded right to make a sequel it was in fact very wrong. And the biggest problem is that "Jaws 2" tries to give us more of the same to the point that the stor...

Jaws 3 (1983)

99 mins     Thriller      

Quite often when a movie starts churning out sequels it can be the case that the second movie is worse than the original but by the time you get part 3 it improves again. That is most definitely not the case of "Jaws 3" or "J...

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

89 mins     Adventure , Thriller      

When it comes to the "Jaws" movies I honestly thought that "Jaws 3" was bad but "Jaws: the Revenge" surpasses it in the ranks of being terrible. Although I have to say that thankfully the use of 3D which was major issue in "J...

Malibu Shark Attack (2009)

88 mins     Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller, TV Movie      

Come on guys it is a shark movie made by a director whose filmography doesn't scream out any mega hits and a cast which has some familiar names but no mega star either, what do you expect. Sorry I had to start like that but o...

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)

88 mins     Action , Horror, Sci-Fi      

As a rule I prefer to watch good movies but once in a while I like to watch a piece of junk, not because I want to watch something which will be a waste of my time but something which entertains through being bad. It is why h...

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)

90 mins     Horror, Sci-Fi      

Maybe it is just me but when I come across a movie with a title as daft as "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus" I only expect one thing, a bad movie. But that doesn't put me off as I like bad movies especially bad movies which ente...

Mega Shark vs. Kolossus (2015)

89 mins     Action , Horror, Sci-Fi      

I wonder when having made a monster movie for "The Asylum" known actors do the equivalent of the walk of shame when the production is over, returning home and regretting what they have done, unable to put the horrific experie...

Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark (2014)

85 mins     Action , Sci-Fi, Thriller      

These movies are nonsense, I know that before I even contemplate watching them but even so "Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark" was even more nonsense than they usually are with a storyline which feels like it was made up on the fly,...

Open Water (2003)

79 mins     Biography, Drama, Horror      

At about 15 minutes into the movie I wrote down the comment; "is this a low budget movie or is it supposed to be a found footage movie, in which case who the heck is doing the shooting". I'd given up caring as to what it was ...

Planet of the Sharks (2016)

86 mins     Action , Horror, Sci-Fi, TV Movie      

Movie Review - Planet of the Sharks (2016) melted glaciers has caused the planet to flood leading to people living on floating stations and battling sharks which now dominate the planet. But maybe restoring the atmosphere to ...

The Reef (2010)

94 mins     Horror, Thriller      

"The Reef" is the sort of movie which you have to have the right atmosphere to watch it in, anything slightly not right and the movie doesn't work. That atmosphere is a dark night where noise is at a minimum and you can get s...

Shark Bait (2006)

77 mins     Animation, Family      

The famous question is "What came first, the chicken or the egg?" but there is a variation on that "Does the animation tell the story or is the story a vehicle for the animation?". It is what I pondered as I watched but reall...